Nico & Sr Yohanes

Sr Yohannes: "(menjelaskan tentang perfect tense) Nico, you ate on 12.00. Where is your food now?
Nico: "Downstairs."
Sr Yohannes: "So your stomach is downstairs!?"

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Sr Yohannes: "Now, where is your food?"
Nic: "In my stomach."
Sr Yohannes: "Can I see it?"
Nico: "No."
Sr Yohannes: "Why?"
Nico: "Because...(mikir bentar) I will die."
Sr Yohannes: "(Ketawa) Oh, right! You will die if I open your stomach!"